Thursday, May 21, 2015

Just because...

The true end of an era, last night--

 

Sunday, September 18, 2005

 

Two Quintessential Americans: Johnny and Dave
















I just finished watching this year's Emmy extravaganza.
Ellen DeGeneres did a fairly good job of hosting it: whatever timing did not go according to plan was certainly not her fault. One of the two best moments of the evening was most certainly when David Letterman paid tribute to his mentor, Johnny Carson. And then Jon Stewart did the same for Dave, which, considering that he walked away with most of the "reality" humor awards for the evening, was especially sweet. Conan O'Brien also appeared to be touched. But where, I wonder, was Bill Maher?

When Johnny passed away, I wrote the following:

THE QUINTESSENTIAL AMERICAN

BY GEORGINA MARRERO

It didn’t dawn on me until this morning: Johnny Carson passed away on my mother’s birthday. She would have liked that, I think, as she herself was quiet, self-effacing… and managed to have perfect timing. Just like Johnny.
It takes a helluva comedian to be able to play the straight to someone else’s funny. Engaging in humor – or, at least, attempting to do so – I’m discovering that as I go along. Perhaps not so much through my written work, but when I come out with something that—for reasons often unbeknownst to me—makes someone laugh, I sometimes take a step back, look at the person quizzically… and only succeed in making her/him laugh even more. I think this is called delivery. And delivery cannot exist without timing.
My mother was great at the delivery and the timing. You’re either born with it, or you’re not. In my opinion, my mother had it. And so did Johnny.
My mother could make me laugh at the drop of a hat. She had the whole ward howling when she peered into a patient’s throat to see just what the unfortunate man had swallowed. He’d swallowed the sole of a tennis shoe. According to my mother’s favorite nurse, my mother peered in, straightened up, and proclaimed: “What a strange appetite.” Her delivery and timing were impeccable. Again, just like Johnny.
Never much of a night owl until recently, I missed many of Johnny’s great moments, so I actually played catch-up, of sorts, last night via NBC and Larry King. Don Rickles, looking very sad, was a guest on both. As I don’t remember seeing Johnny’s farewell in 1992, it felt so good to view Bette Midler deliver her loving, grateful showstopper. Once again: Johnny in the shadows, letting someone else shine.
But then, again, he had an eye for talent. The Divine Miss M, Joan Rivers, Don Rickles, Steve Martin, Jerry Seinfeld, Jay Leno… and David Letterman, to name a few.
David Letterman: well, I’ve gotten in the habit of watching him over the course of the last several years. I confess I prefer his monologue to Leno’s. Now I know why: Johnny continued to feed him jokes. OK. Let me get serious again.
Dave’s the one who’s continued to follow Johnny’s format. The one-line zingers that sway between the sublime and the ridiculous in his snappy, no-frills monologue, making me either howl, titter, or, occasionally, hiss. Paul’s his sidekick, instead of Ed. Rupert G’s Deli; Will It Float?; the girls; the animals; the nerves of his guests; his ongoing feud with Oprah: I follow him much more closely, don’t I?
And I didn’t know until yesterday – I didn’t pay attention until yesterday – to the fact that it was Johnny who mentored Dave.
Then again, I didn’t pay attention until almost the end that my mother was mentoring me.
My mother loved quintessential Americans. Harry Truman, Lyndon Johnson, and Charles Kuralt were among her favorites. She must have watched Johnny. It was probably at her side that I first glimpsed him, when I didn’t know what I was supposed to be on the lookout for.
At least I now have a better idea. I’d better keep watching Dave. Thanks for training him, Johnny.
Monday, January 24, 2005



Saturday, March 14, 2015

Somos E.T.'s!!!



Today would have been my father's 105th birthday.  Imagine...(well, I believe my great-grandmother lived to be 106)--

What to post?  How about, my original La Loquita del Zig-Zag vignette--the inspiration--La Loquita del Zig-Zag Aterriza?  After all, I feel more and more like an E.T. as Life rolls along:



LA LOQUITA DEL ZIG-ZAG ATERRIZA

POR NININA MAMEYEZ

            Hola!  Me llamo Ninina Mameyez.  Tengo cuatro anos.  Vivo en una casa MUY grande!  Creo que tiene algo que ver con – AR, ARTE DECO.  Que es eso?  Tiene dos pisos.  Tiene una terraza – por que se llama así?  Tiene que ver con la tierra?  Paseo mi bicicleta por toda la casa.  A mi tata no le gusta:  ella me pellizca.  No sé por que.  Peo – uh, oh! – pero, a mi mami y a mi papi no le importan. 
            Mi mami vino de la luna.  Mi papi, de otro planeta más lejano, afuera de nuestro sistema solar.  Solar?  El sol?  Por lo menos, sé donde esta la luna.  Y donde esta el sol.  AY, que calor hay acá!  Pero yo tengo aire-aicondicionado en mi cuarto.  Mami y papi también lo tienen, en el cuarto de ellos.  Y, también, en la biblioteca de mi papi.  Mi papi tiene muchos libros.
            Hay una estatua muy rara en la biblioteca de mi papi.  Se trata de una sabina raptando a un fauno.  QUE?  O, alo mejor, el fauno esta raptando a la sabina.  Nunca me acuerdo.  Lo que es importante es que es FRANCESA.  Todo lo que es francés tiene MUCHA importancia en nuestro país.  Los seres extra-terrestriales – los ET’s, verdad? – se consideran como los segundos franceses.  Le dan nombres franceses a todo.
            Pero, no mi papi...  porque el estudio en La Francia.  Y, mi mami, también.  Ahí se conocieron.  Y, después, papi trajo a mami a nuestro país.  La trajo al campo, donde la casa era un bohío.  Los guitarristas tocaron música.  Después, mami pregunto, “Donde esta la casa?”  Papi dijo, “Allá.”  (El bohío.)  Mami tenia ganas de hacer (tu-sabes-que).  ¿”Dónde esta el baño?”  Papi dijo, “Allá.”  (El platanal.) 
            AY, que lugar, este país de los extra-terrestriales, dijo mami.  No creo que estamos ni en la luna, ni en La Francia.  Que va a ser de mí?  NOOOO!
            Me tengo que acostar.  Soy una niñita.  Buenas no – ches...
Es propiedad de Georgina Marrero, 2003                 340 palabras 

What's in that Canary Islands water?  I wonder, more and more, each day ;-)!

FELIZ CUMPLEANOS, PAPI!  TE QUIERO PARA SIEMPRE, LA NININA